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Fri
20
Jan '12

Why Do You Look Like That?

Nicholas says to me:

“mommy, why do you look like that?”

me “I’m going out to dinner with my friend”

Nicholas “But why do you look like that”

me “Ummm - I don’t know - I guess I put some make-up on”

Nicholas “oh” (long pause as he looks at me)

“You look very beautiful”

me “thank you little love, thank you”

Fri
25
Nov '11

Vinyl Wall Decals and Vinyl Wall Stickers

For the last year I have been having a lot of fun making vinyl wall decals and vinyl wall stickers! I have two shops:

www.etsy.com/shop/thevinylwall
which was the first shop I opened - and focuses on smaller decals that people use as car stickers, computer decals, macbook decals, iPad decals and more.

The second shop I opened is www.etsy.com/shop/thevinylwallart
- this one focuses on larger decals - usually for walls. Some of my favorites are the personalized name decals, and inspirational quote decals!

It’s been a lot of fun - and I am very grateful my great husband and kids support me with all this “sticky stuff”!

Thu
8
Sep '11

What Happens When Daddy Is In China

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Things get a little crazy around here!
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Thu
25
Aug '11

For Grandma

OK - posted these on Facebook - but Grandma reminded me - this is a good place too!

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Fri
17
Jun '11

What Daddy SHOULD Have Been Doing

We had a LONG drive home Friday from Utah - with about a million “are we there yet” comments between the two of them. As we got closer I said:

ME: “Hey guys, do you want to meet Daddy in a little bit”

Cambria & Nicholas: YEAH!!!

ME: Ok - he’s about 1/2 an hour away from us so we’ll see him soon

Cambria: What is he doing?

Me: He’s playing golf with Uncle Jim

Cambria: He’s not supposed to be playing - he’s supposed to be cleaning the house!

Too funny!

Tue
14
Jun '11

Invisible

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Well - this one is not necessarily “G” rated - and Bob might have me take it off - but thought it was pretty funny:

Cambria and Nicholas were playing and me and Grandma were getting some food ready - and I looked over and saw Nicholas, who was wearing shorts with an elastic waist - pulling them open and looking “down”.

Embarrassed, because Grandma was right there - I said:

Me: Hey Nicholas - what are you doing?

Nicholas: I’m looking at me penis.

Me: Ummm - why are you looking at your penis?

Nicholas: Cuz it’s REALLY long….

Me: Ok - buddy - maybe take it to the bathroom?

Nicholas: Hey mom - do you know what invisible is?

Me: Yes - it’s when something is there but you can’t see it

Nicholas: You’re right - guess what - my penis is so long it touches the TV - but you can’t see it because it’s invisible

The TV was about 10′ away.

Good heavens!

Thu
5
May '11

Their Connection

I have always marveled at the connection Cambria and Nicholas have with each other. From the very beginning, it has been one of the things I have delighted in the most.

Lately - this connection seems to be growing - expanding - deepening - and it warms my heart

…and scares me to death.

For instance, yesterday I was in the kitchen cleaning and they were playing in Grandma’s room - I could hear them talking, laughing, having this dialogue - and I smiled…and then the voices got quieter, I couldn’t quite pick up what they were saying…quieter…quieter…

Quiet is never in a mom’s best interest.

So I turn off the water and start walking into towards the room and hear:

Cambria: Nichonas - I think she’s coming
Nicholas: No she’s in the kitchen
Cambria: Ahhhh - I heard her - she’s coming
Nicholas: Don’t tell her what we are doing
Cambria: Yeah - sit like you are just doing nothing
Nicholas: OK

And I walked in and there are my two little kids, sitting on the floor - seriously looking like they are “doing nothing”, and smiling up at me:

Nicholas: Hi Mom
Cambria: Hi Mom

Me: What are you doing

Cambria: Nothing
Nicholas: Nothing

Me: Hmmmm

Cambria: I love you mama
Nicholas: I love you mommy

And since there was no evidence - I walked away….

And then I hear giggles.

I am so scared….

Mon
28
Mar '11

Quote From Their Playdate

This is from Maren, Ace’s mom, who the kids were playing with today:

Nicholas just said he wanted to play “babies”. I thought that sounded fine, so I suggested maybe Cambria could play mommy, or ACE could play daddy and take care of the Nicholas “baby.”

Cambria perked right up and said, “Mommy? I always wanted to be a mommy when I grow up. Then I will be happy to be a mommy.”

-Maren

Thu
24
Mar '11

The Deepest Dispair

“Mommy - I wanted to play that game”

“Mommy….mmmy…..mommmmmmy” complete with his putting both his wonderful hands on both my cheeks while looking me righ in the eye”

“mommy… mommy.. I didn’t get to play that game….”

All because mommy (me) said no to loading up a new game on the i-pad.

Oh the tragedy…

Sun
13
Mar '11

Who Wants To See My Picture

Cambria says”

“Who wants to see my picture”

“we do”, says mom, dad, and Nicholas

“ok - anyone who wants to see my picture needs to sit on the couch and watch me dance

So - we all sit on the couch, and Cambria starts to dance a very beautiful, swirlly dance.

We clap - it was really good:

She goes back to the “drawing board” - about to unveil the drawing (which is covered by a blanket) and she says”

“oh, it’s not ready yet - I’ll dance some more”

And we watched her dance more

she goes and check is again - and now this is a live play by play”:

Cambria: “now, this is going to be a practice. You’re all going to get off the couch and dance with me. Who wants to do a superhero dance with me?”

“whoever wants to do a superhero dance with me needs to stand by me”

Nicholas says “I want to - but I need some pants on”

Cambria ” You can wear my pants’

Nicholas ” No - I’m not going to wear pink pants” and he puts his on

Now Cambria is leading a dance - ” hands up - your’re flapping your wings”

Nicholas says ” let’s pretend we’re butterflies that dies”

Cambria says “No dying if you want to see me dance”

Daddy says “who wants ice cream?”